uber MOM 2: DR. MOM

Working mom extraordinaire in numbers:

• 3 progressively complex degrees culminating in 1 doctoral degree.
• 2 teens
• 1 husband - yum
• 50,000 frequent flyer miles a year - at least
• 16 years till retirement [the number is purely arbitrary, having no basis in reality or relation to my age as I am perpetually 29]
• 29 is the age that I am [arbitrarily speaking]
• 10 years of piano lessons and all I do now is play chords
• 5 full length professional ballets [the total number that I have watched but never would be good enough to dance in]
• 7430 steps on the fitbit [just today].

I grew up in a city and can't survive a real camping trip (the kind where you have to rub 2 sticks together way, way, waaaaaay before you even contemplate starting dinner. I don't know how to keep a plant alive but I can certainly keep up a conversation on electromagnetic interference or other such academic topic....... at least up to the point where my intended audience (victim) falls face first, out of sheer boredom, into their dinner pudding [who eats pudding for dinner anyway?].